Reality T.V. Must Die!

Funny story written by Tiki Murphy

Friday, 7 March 2008

For the sake of movie, t.v. and music lovers everywhere... Reality T.V. must die. Reality shows are a true disillusionment. Take Maureen McCormick, who is Maureen McCormick, you ask. Why Marsha Brady, I answer. Or more well known as the newest Reality Show staple. Celebrity Fit Club and now Gone Country. Let us not forget the other Brady, Christopher Knight, a.k.a. Peter Brady. The Surreal Life and Growing Up Brady.

It was cheesy and stupid, but I will admit, I loved the Brady's. They were silly, they were dysfunctionally adjusted, and they were just plain fun. I was happy with that. We all were. Then they grew up. They faded away. I was happy with that. We all were. Then the birth of Reality T.V. The sad and sick part of this craze, only one show's title says it all, The Surreal Life. As in not real. Reality shows are still fake. Unless Corey Feldman really did marry a really big bitch.

Now see, that is what I am talking about. The Two Coreys, I loved those guys. I knew they had problems, but they were fun. Cheesy... oh wait I am seeing a pattern here. Let's run a list shall we:

Marsha Brady, Peter Brady, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, Chyna, Vanilla Ice, MiniMe, and Ron Jeremy, just to name a few.

Now I get it, now I understand, Reality T.V. is for all of those who were too cheesy, silly, and in some cases stupid to make it in the long run. I got it.

Reality T.V. has proven one thing to me, I really don't want to know what my favorite celebrities are like. I am completely disillusioned now. I can't watch the Lost Boys without hearing Feldman's wife bitching. Or him as completely and totally whipped. Feldman was my favorite Corey, now I just think he is a waste. But what I want to know, is, is that how Feldman really is, or was he just acting.

There is no reality in Reality T.V. Just a bunch of beloved has beens making fools of themselves. That's all it is. I mean, just because he's Gone Country, does Bobby Brown really think we will forgive him for Whitney?

But seriously folks, take a look around, if you were a celebrity, would you want to go on Reality T.V.? It's sad, when the nobodies know, you are dead in the water after the first take.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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