Liam Hemsworth, Miley's Live-In Boyfriend, Tossed Out By Billy Ray Cyrus!

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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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"Almost Ran Over Reporters"

Whatever happened over at the California residence of Billy Ray Cyrus & family Saturday morning, the end result is that Liam Helmsworth has left the house carrying his stuff in a suitcase and two boxes!

Sneaky lowlife reporters, one of them one of our own, who had been watching the place from a distance with binoculars says that it's like the Tiger Woods case in that Liam left in a hurry and nearly lost control of his truck after dodging all the reporters near the trees.

According to our reporter who was up against the house for a few minutes while a dog chewed on his leg, there was a big row inside when Billy Ray came in unexpectedly early this morning.

"I was right there", stated Eddie Cootes, our reporter, from his hospital bed after receiving the first of several rabies shots. "Liam was pretty quiet. It was Billy Ray and Miley that were getting really loud."

Is this the end of the Miley/Helmsworth affair? Will Miley be the next to leave?

"Don't ask me", stated Cootes. "I'm going nowhere near that house ever again."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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