Alec Baldwin Taken To Hospital, Reported As Not Responsive

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Friday, 12 February 2010

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Alec Baldwin was rushed to the hospital early Thursday morning after his 11-year-old daughter phoned for an ambulance after overhearing her mother saying "You can't get it up!?"

Upon the arrival of the ambulance Baldwin balked and said that he was OK, just a slight problem in bed this morning.

However, after the ambulance driver stated that his insurance covered the fee, he admitted that he could use a little help, because by then, he couldn't get it down.

"This was all a misunderstanding on the kid's part," the actor's representative explained to UP2. "Alec was quickly released from the hospital once his blood pressure came back down also."

"Al it took was enlarging a mean looking ex-wife Kim Basinger's photo and the thing went right back down just like that! (Snap!).

He should be back at work by Friday, filming an episode of '30 Rock'."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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