Alec Baldwin Admits To Addictions In New Book

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Monday, 12 January 2009

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HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

Alec Baldwin, known for his movie roles in The Hunt For Red October, The Good Shepherd and The Departed, admitted in a new book out by Christopher Kennedy Lawford, that not only has he had to overcome alcohol addiction but also snorting coke and spending hours and hours playing video games.

"Oh, those video games, I'd go at it hour after midnight and then wake up in the yard with a bottle on the floor.", stated Baldwin.

"And I love wine. But I'm better after drying up. I joined a support hose when I was 27 and it's all in that book by the Pack Rat's kid."

Meanwhile the new book by Lawford appears to be heading for the bestseller list.

"It's hard to write down Baldwin's statements", stated Lawford, "but he's been through a lot and he's actually doing much, much better."

When told this, Baldwin, the three time winner of the Boston Society of Film Critics, observed, "Yeah that Pack Rat, you know Sammy Davis, Fred Sinatra, Junior and all that gang that are famous, this is one of their kids and he's a chop off the old bloke."

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