Robert Pattinson, George Clooney On Oprah

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Tuesday, 9 February 2010

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Oprah Winfrey may have pulled off another big event that has made her and her show famous for years.

Later this week it is expected that she will announce that she will have both George Clooney and Robert Pattinson on the same show and that it will be an all female audience and as many mothers and teens as possible.

Both actors are trying to find the right day in March to clear their schedule for an appearance on the show.

While an unofficial poll conducted recently between the two, saw Cloney as the winner as the sexiest man in Hollywood, Clooney believes he will come in second on the show.

"You'll have 15-year-old girls screaming their heads off", laughed Clooney. "Then they'll be asking their moms, 'Who's the old guy?' That poll you're referring to was just one of several. I think I lost to somebody on one of them."

Expect lots of noise even though Oprah will give instructions on when to turn loose and when to stay quiet so the three can talk.

Oprah's original idea was to have the whole Twilight crew on for a show. However, that proved impossible as so many are now involved in other movies until the third Twilight movie is filmed.

Apparently the audience will be asking questions along with a few that the staff have added. One we know from an insider asks about their scariest moment as an actor, that he has been around Pattinson and is sure that he will answer, "Almost getting ran over by a NYC taxi while being chased by my loving fans."

Also, it's been reported that a huge dead tree limb almost put Clooney and John Goodman out of business during the filming of "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou."

If the event is big enough, Oprah may even move it to a bigger arena. I guess when you're into your last shows, you want to try something different.

Keep a lookout for any announcements on Oprah in the near future. Or just check their fan clubs.

This is Dan Hilliard, Ass Reporter.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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