Kristen Stewart Called a Moron By Charlene Boll

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Monday, 1 February 2010

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Charlene Boll was not exactly favorable in her remarks about the Twilight favorite in her review of the movie 'The Runaways' and how Kristen came across at the Sundance Film Festival last week.

On the other hand, she thought her co-star Dakota Fanning did a fantastic job of talking to fans.

"I don't know what was wrong with Kristen. She must have stopped every few words and then went into the 'you know' and then the 'like' routines, while Fanning came across as a complete professional."

River Road Entertainment would give us no interviews or comments when we called after reading Charlene's report.

"When Stewart finally came into the 'whatever' stage, Fanning got the mike back as she seemed embarrassed herself."

Maybe Stewart was simply tired of maybe reviewer Charlene Boll was having her period or perhaps, both, but when Kristen, who's a scrapper, reads her review...get ready for the shit to hit the fan..or should we say 'Fans'?

-Ass Reporter, Dan Hilliard, UP2

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