Amy Winehouse Springs Another Boob Leak

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Friday, 29 January 2010

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Singer Amy Winehouse, who is beginning to look like a cartoon or a clown at or with the BIG TOP has had to go have her boobs patched up again, according to a member of the family.

And, yes, she apparently had them even larger.

Before long, some are saying that she'll need something around her neck to hold them up.

They could graft some skin from her butt but there's just not enough there to graft.

With her characteristic, "Ahhh, leave me alone", she finally told a reporter from UP2 that she dropped her steak knife and looked down and there was this stuff oozing out..

"I'm just glad the thing didn't blow out", Amy's dad, Mitch, reportedly told the London Gazette. "It could have blown away her other one or rearranged her chin."

At latest report, Amy was out of the hospital and into the clinic. Whether a substance clinic or a cosmetic clinic, we'll just have to wait and see.

Meanwhile, her name has now been placed on all "No Fly" lists of nearly every major airlines because of the potential blasts.

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