Replacing Tony Romo, Billy Corgan and John Mayer could be a hard job but apparently from all the recent reports, Sammy has done the job.
It's a long way from today's top Cowboy to a lovable dog but Jessica Simpson says she prefers the snuggles from Sammy to the actions of the other three.
"I realize that the headlines are going to come out, 'Jessica Simpson Going To The Dogs' but a dog doesn't leave your bathroom steamed up and smelling like shit. Sammy also doesn't leave his underwear over the top of the shower door, he goes outside and does his stuff."
Jessica went ahead and told reporters, including UP2 ass reporter, Dan Hilliard, that maybe some of her friends should try it.
"No break-ups, shouting contests, no kinky sex he likes, divorces. Take my advice and get a dog."
Actually, Jessica has been called a female dog by her exes, so this should not come as a great surprise.
"If I want a man, I'll go get one. But I'm in no hurry. One of the group had a super ego, one looked in the mirror more than at me and one was in love with his own fist. I ain't telling which is which but if you try a little, you'll be able to match some of them up."
So she's sleeping with Sammy the dog, which surely calls for some bad puns but we decided not to dog her about it. And Sammy, he just looked "So So" as a bed mate to us.
