CBS Offers To Trade David Letterman To NBC For Jay Leno, and The Two Jimmy's (Kimmel and Fallon)

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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NBC says that due to the vast amount of money it has lost on the talk show fiasco it's replacing its peacock with a crow.

NEW YORK CITY - Some of the top CBS executives are amazed at the amount of publicity that NBC was able to generate with its late night talk show spectacle.

They figure that the amount in terms of dollars is probably in the neighborhood of $2 billion.

One CBS vice-president said that the peacockamamie network had more nation-wide newspaper coverage and television news show coverage than the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Zac Efron, Haiti, Kirstie's Alley's tremendous weight gain, Vanessa Hudgens, John Edwards, McDonald's, the movie Avatar, and Tila Tequila combined.

They went on to say that prior to the late night game of musical talk shows there were a lot of people throughout America who had never even heard of the two Jimmy's, Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon.

But thanks to the head-butting between N(BS)C, Jay "The Chin" Leno, and Conan "The Hair" O'Brien, now even homeless people living in cardboard boxes in Seattle, Lake Charles, and Bangor know who they are, what they sound like, if they have an 'inny' or an 'outy,' their favorite color, and if they are circumcised or not.

CBS, wanting to capture some publicity of their own has offered to trade David Letterman to NBC in exchange for Jay Leno, and the Jimmy twins; Kimmel and Fallon

One top ABC executive said that he heard that the network of the plucked peacock has spent so much money 'paying off' Conan O'Brien ($42 million), broadcasting the 2010 Winter Olympics ($100 million), and paying for Jay Leno's weekly collagen and botox chin injection shots ($1 million) that they are going to have to get rid of their logo (the peacock) and replace it with a new logo (a crow) as in the phrase 'eating crow.'

Meanwhile in other news. Angelina Jolie has just stated that she is putting off adopting any more children until after the divorce is final.

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