Nick Jonas Nude Water Slide Before Hundreds Of Park Visitors

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Wednesday, 16 December 2009


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Nick Jonas had a brand new experience that most people have never had, he slid down a water slide in a southern Florida Park Monday as people, especially young ladies, wished they had had their cameras or cell phones somewhere on their bathing suits.

"It was a freak thing", Nick later told reporters who had heard the rumors and ran out to the water slide, "Gator Belly!".

"I'm glad the guys weren't with me this time. It's going to be hard enough getting ribbed over this as it is."

As Nick explained it, he was on the upper side of the huge slide and with a couple of friends when he said he felt a little dizzy and thought maybe he's better walk back down instead of taking the slide.

"I think I ate a bad corn dog because my stomach was queasy also."

After getting out of the water, he asked a lady working the slide if he could walk down. She told him it was a walk up only, sorry.

"So I asked her how SHE got down after her shift. She stepped outside the booth and showed me she has a small bikini under her shorts & blouse and held up a water-proof bag."

So Nick decided to get it over with. He ran to make the slide in a hurry but just as he jumped onto the tube, two things happened. One, he went 'through' the tube instead of on it. Secondly, his water-logged short flew right to his knees.

"So here I go flashing down the slide, completely helpless. Then a couple of lady workers had to get me out at the whirlpool at the bottom."

While waving goodbye, Nick's two friends were laughing their heads off and even Nick had a sheepish grin.

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