Selena Gomez Reveals That She Dreams Of One Day Becoming Mrs. Taylor Lautner

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 17 January 2010

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Selena squatting on the banks of The Colorado River thinking about Taylor (Lautner).

RUTLAND, Vermont - Selena Gomez performed before a sell out crowd of 13,000 at Rutland's Molasses Bottle Auditorium.

Afterwards she was asked by a reporter for Post-Puberty Magazine about the rumor that she and Taylor Lautner had been texting each other for the past two weeks.

Selena tried to shy away from the question but the reporter asked again. Selena admitted that her and Tay, as she refers to Taylor, have in fact been secretly dating for the past two weeks.

She went on to say that her first love is writing songs and her second love is Taylor (Lautner) whom she says she hopes to marry before the summer.

Gomez said that Lautner called her last week when she was in Arizona visiting the Grand Canyon. She remarked that she was surprised to see that the Grand Canyon was much bigger than The San Andreas Fault in California.

Selena also confessed that she had no idea that the Grand Canyon's Colorado River dividied the United States from Mexico.

She was told that it didn't and she replied that it most certainly does because she says that she had seen the official George W. Bush U.S. - Mexico Border Fence and it appears to be working real good because she did not see one single illegal alien anywhere.

In other news. Left Coast socialite Paris Hilton has not really been in the news lately and so she called up the queen of the bloggers, Perez Hilton and asked him to please write in his blog that the gorgeously sexy Paris Hilton is still hot.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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