LONDON - A newsreader, has "Outed" herself in a surprise announcement that caused thousands of male fans to say 'what da eff?'
The 40-year-old graduate of London University and Christine Keeler College said in an interview with the lesbian publication Rug Remnants Magazine that she has been wanting to come out of the closet, but she just could not seem to find the door handle.
She said that she finally decided to come on out after she read an article in Drapes & Carpets Monthly about Meredith Baxter, Kelly McGillis, Melissa Etheridge, and Cinderella Fuqua, the lady wrestler from New Zealand.
The BEEP newsreader was asked what her girlfriends name was. She answered that it started with an S. Susie? No, Sandra? No, Stephanie? No, Sara? Hold your calls ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
When asked why she preferred females to males. She thought for a few seconds and then said that for one thing since her and Sara are the same identical size, she has just doubled her wardrobe in the snap of a finger.
She also said that she knows that Sara will never spit, want to watch British football, or grab her crotch.
In other news. Since no one has heard from the Dixie Chicks in months there is speculation that they may have been kidnapped by the Taliban, Al-Qaeda, or Dick Cheney.
