Rapping Superstars rebel against "Homo's" - At last, someone is!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 14 December 2009

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Eminem and his "Rapping" mates go "GAY" bashing, someone had to start!!!

Super Rap stars, Trick Trick (Eminem's great friend), Beenie Man, Eminem himself (in the past) and other Rappers have been villified by the global "PINK" entertainment press (run by GAYS By the WAYS) for "outing" their views against "Gays"!

It's well known that the Crap-Rap-Hip-Hop-Scene is full of Gangsta's, hot sex, raunchy female butts and now the Rappers want to "BEND the very BENT" show-Biz world back to being "Hetro, Matcho and Straight"!

Those not interested in RAP but who are STRAIGHT will certainly feel this crap SCENE is at last doing something very positive.

Basically their music stinks, their lyrics are reminiscent of five-year olds reading Jack and Jill, their image is of gun-toting, drug - dealing , multi-millionaire Morons who have no musical talent at all, rip-off bits of classic songs, add a few rhymes and flog them to their very misguided fans!

Gladly for every negative there is a positive:

If Rappers can "BASH" the dominant, parasitic, "Gay Scene" running the pop/entertainment world, expose them for what they are, a bunch of LIMP WOOZIES, then Eminem and his mates should recieve the Grammy Awards for their outstanding work supporting "real MANkind"!

Jaggedone just rushed out and bought Eminems new one for 50 CENT!

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