X-Factor's Danyl Johnson Says Tiger Woods Is Cute

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 December 2009

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The front door entrance at Sutty Sark's Paint It Black Pub.

CUTTY SARK, England - X-Factor castaway Danyl Johnson appeared at The Paint It Black Pub in Cutty Sark at a benefit concert for Simon Cowell's maid, Nicole Gatehampton, who is having fingernail transplant surgery.

He was asked what he thought about the brouhaha going on in America regarding Tiger Woods and his bevy of women.

Danyl smiled and replied that with all of the women that it appears that "Tiggy" had he cannot understand how in the world he ever found the time to play tennis.

Danyl was informed that Tiger Woods plays golf. And he replied, "My gosh, he plays golf, and tennis, and still found the time to be putting it to all them women?"

Johnson was asked if he thought that Erin Nordegren, Tiger's wife was good looking. He grinned, took a sip of his crumpet Margarita, and said that he thought that she was alright, and added that he finds "Tiggy" to be extremely handsome.

When asked if he meant that in a gay way, "Tiggy" I mean Tiger replied that one could deduce the fact that his tongue was hanging out a bit as perhaps having a tendency to ride a horse sidesaddle.

In other news. Actress Kate Hudson has just been signed to play her mother Goldie Hawn in the motion picture 'The Adventures and Misadventures of Goldie Hawn.' Kate is doubly excited because her mother has agreed to let her borrow some of her old clothes, shoes, bras, jeans, miniskirts, and IUD's.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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