Nude Photos of Elin Nordegren Surface In Sweden

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Saturday, 12 December 2009

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A photo of Stockholm's Yaya Yasund High School which Elin Nordegren attended.

STOCKHOLM - An old boyfriend of Elin Nordegren, aka Mrs. Tiger Woods, has produced a box of nude photos that he says he personally took of Elin when they were dating.

Kristofer Falkenhoff, 29, an unemployed shepherd said that he dated Elin during her last year of high school in 1998. He stated Elin was named Queen of the Junior-Senior Prom. The theme of the prom was "A Shivering Cold Night of Frolicking Among The Fiord's."

Krisy, as his mother Ulla Falkenhoff, 47, calls him, said that Elin was the best lover he had ever had. She had an uncanny ability of making love while standing on her head. Falkenhoff said that although it was excitingly different at first, the novelty soon wore off.

He noted that Elin was prone to mood swings. One day she would want to make love up on a tree, and the next day she wanted to make love while suspended from a chandelier.

Kristofer finally said that he told her that if he wanted to be in the circus he would have joined the damn circus. His remarks greatly hurt Elin. She soon ended up leaving him and moving to America.

Before she left she did ask Krisy if she could have the box of 87 nude photos he had taken of her. He said no and that he was going to take them and burn them after she left for America. Elin made him promise that he would do that. Kristofer promised.

The photos have now all been sold to The International Inquisitor for $1.7 million.

All 87 nude photos of Elin Nordegren will be appearing in the January issue of International Inquisitor which will go on sale on December 28, at 9 a.m. Central Standard Time.

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