Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Dannii Minogue explained yesterday to anybody who was prepared to listen, the reason why she stripped bare naked without clothes for the Aussie version of Playboy magazine.

For the thousandth time.

The X-Factor judge and mentor told us (again):

"I was heavily in debt and needed some cash to deal with that. When the Playboy guys made me an offer to get my kit off I nearly bit their hand off. I did have some initial reservations about it, the thought of men wanking themselves into a frenzied oblivion over the piccies was something I considered. But I forgot all about that nonsense when the cheque landed on the mat."

That edition of the magazine - the most popular issue ever -sold out in three days, and had to go into reprint several times.

We managed to obtain a copy for review purposes, but all the pages were stuck together.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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