Adam Lambert, Little Richard Nearly Come To Blows!

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Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Two of the most flamboyant stars of the last 50 years have had a run in according to a recent report in the Star Spangled Banana Magazine. It seems that rock legend, Little Richard did not care much for Adam Lambert's performance on the American Music Awards.

"Oh, he thinks he's soooo pretty", stated Little Richard who has been a preacher for several years now. "I remember those days and let me say, that he don't know what pretty is until he goes back and looks at my old photos."

"Remember", continued Little Richard, "I had to be pretty in black and white! hee hee! No fixed up photos of me out there. What you saw was what I had, and still got!"

"Although I may be showing my age a bit, at least I never went out there and showed my ass!"

When asked about the comments, Lambert commented that Little Richard must be over 100! "He had his fling and now it's time to do my he would say."

"Listen", stated Richard according to the article. "I helped give Jimmy Hendrix a start. Who's he helping to start? I gave them Everly Brothers "Lucille" and me and Fats gave stuff to Pat Boone. I'm a legend in my own time."

"But you know what, I don't do that anymore. It's all a show. I've been a preacher for many years now and I changed. Think he'll change?"

"OK, OK", responded Lambert. "I apologize for calling him 100. I see he's in his 70's. That's hard to believe. You're the best, Richard!"

And a final word from Little Richard?

"He's just a kid. Everybody's gotta learn. Ah-bop shoobie, do-bop, she-bop bam boom!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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