Ashley Greene: Mineral Make-Up Best For Teens, Moms

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Friday, 4 December 2009

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According to the recent breakthroughs in cosmetics, natural minerals used for make-up will do no harm and actually help the skin of today's young ladies and help restore damage by the use of artificial cosmetics in the past.

"Natural minerals is where make-up should have been all along", states Hollywood make-up artist Jean Lipscomb. "In fact, it WAS used for many years in the past but we got away from that for a cheap artificial copy. Just ask one of my best customers, Ashley Greene."

"Jean is right", stated Greene when interviewed last week by UP2. "The make-up made entirely with natural minerals not only looked great but helped get rid of some acne problems."

Also high praise indeed comes from singer Adam Lambert who reportedly uses it on stage as many actors are beginning to do.

"Really, it's the best. I learned about it through a friend of Mime."

The minerals come out of the dirt, the Dead Sea and the barnyard.

And, only "Offal's Best" uses 100% of all three in the right combination.

"This isn't an ad for that company", stated Jean Lipscomb.

"There may be others out there, such as "Compost Cosmetics" which I have began looking into. This is from an artist who appreciates young beauty and hopes to help preserve it."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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