Written by Babygirl12321

Sunday, 29 November 2009

It has been a sad day for the muppets especially Ms.Piggy. Kermit J. Frog has died silently in his home today of the H1N1 virus. He was surrounded by his newly wed Ms. Piggy and his best friend Fozzie Bear and the rest of his muppet friends. He was fifty-four years old.

He had contracted t his virus after his and Ms. Piggy's wedding. "It all happened so fast it right after we arrived on our honeymoon that he had a fever I didn't know what to do" Ms. Piggy commented. "It was just to horrible to think that my Kermy had contracted the virus from me." Was her last comment.

A hearing will be held where Kermit would have wanted it to be in Hollywood where he was at home. Fans, friends and family will be there to wish him one lat goodbye. He will be missed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Kermit The Frog




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