Enid Blyton's Noddy was not good enough for the Beeb, then they found out he was GAY!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 15 November 2009

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Noddy filmed by Big Ears in an erotic scene banned by the BB-SEE and now available on the internet!

Way back when, when Enid Blyton presented Noddy and other classic kiddie books to the the Beeb, they, in all of their wisdom, didn't think they were quite acceptable!

Well history has proven the Beeb wrong and Enid Blyton has become one of the most popular kiddies writers on the planet.

Only after much persuasion and the beginning of the "sexual revolution" did the Beeb decide to make kiddies programmes with gay Noddy and his lifelong partners, Big Ears and Mr.Plod.

Also a Blyton classic the "Famous Gay/Lesbian/Doggy style/ Five" was banned and branded as being totally unacceptable for kiddies viewing.

History has again proven the Beeb wrong and those beloved Blyton classics live on especially after Elton John and his male partner announced, "all they want to do after a hard days work is sit down and watch Noddy, Big Ears and Mr.Plod at it!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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