Justin Timberlake falls in love with his female stalker!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

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Justin and his ex-stalker will be "mixing it up" with other Dominatrix dominated couples, 2's company, 3's KINKY!

After being stalked by an oddball female Stalker over the last few years, Justin has finally given in to her over possessive approaches and fell head over heels in love!

Karen McNeill has been stalking Justin for many a year and up till the court hearing he regarded her as a complete and utter, "NUTTER"

After listening to her case and feeling quite aroused at the thought of a female ruling over him a lá Dominatrix style, observing her feline curves and admiring her "die hard" obsession, Justin just melted at the thought of a good ol whipping, bare back horsey-ing around, handcuffing and all the other extreme pleasures this women could give him.

The marriage will take place at Justin's private chapel, guests are required to attend in black kinky leather and the after party will certainly be very f*****g hot!!!!

As for Karen her dream has come true, dominating a super-star, fulfilling all her fantasies and now she's even contemplating stalking Brad Pitt and Angela for a bit of xtra KINKY, SPICEY, SWINGING!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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