LOS ANGELES - Chenile Poonisha Pennypacker who just happens to be the most popular dancing contestant to ever appear on the dancing reality show So You Think You Can Dance has just announced that she is dating hip hop rapper bad boy Kanye West.
A reporter for USA Today told her that since she's a dancer she won't have to worry about Kanye taking away her microphone.
Chen Poo, as her grandmother Cupcake Pennypacker calls her, said that Granny Cupcake is so proud of her granddaughter who has just finished filming her first major motion picture.
Miss Pennypacker starred opposite porn legend Ron Jeremy. The movie is entitled, Well It's Not Going To Lick Itself.
Even before C. Poon, as one of her uncles calls her, made the movie with Ron Jeremy, she already had one of the most recognizable 'biscuits' in the entire nation thanks to her on her back and panties-less happiness exhibition when she received good compliments from the shows judges.
In fact, the infamous intimate body parts magazine, based in Chicago, The Oven Biscuits stated that Miss Pennypacker's 'hoo-ha' has just surpassed Britney Spears' 'bearded taco' in terms of Internet hits.
Chenile told the shows host Cat Deely that she has to pinch herself every morning just to make sure that it is all real. Cat told her that she had noticed dozens of pinch marks all over her arms.
C. Poon said that 2009, has certainly been her year. She appeared on So You Think You Can Dance, her 'biscuit' has appeared on more TV screens than the Sahara Desert has grains of sand, she made a porn movie with Mr. 9.75, Ron Jeremy himself, she did a layout which is in the current issue of PlayGuy Magazine, and now she is dating the notorious Kanye West.
Miss Pennypacker was asked if there was anyone else she would like to meet. She thought for a moment and then answered that she would like to meet Oprah Winfrey, President Barack Obama, Dannii Minogue, and Wolf Blitzer.
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