Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson visit convalescent homes

Funny story written by howy

Thursday, 29 October 2009

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Lindsay Lohan with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson visit women's convalescent homes to ease the loneliness of single elderly women.

During their visits they bring the women lingerie which they have not worn since they were young women in their twenties.

The starlets both bath the women with perfumed soaps and give them Asian massages, using finger vibration machines to get deep inside tense muscles.

Lindsay Lohan said, "If there were more lesbians to do this kind of work for them then it wouldn't be necessary for us to make this kind of sacrifice."

Ronson told me, "Some of these women haven't been touched by anyone in over forty years.' 'It's hard works making them feel like women again but when you hear those relaxing moans then you know the work was done.'"

Sometimes they take the women on field trips so they can get out of the confined quarters they live in. The elderly women's favorite field trips are to the beach to watch young handsome men in swimming trunks surfing the big waves.

After starting their charity work for elderly women, both Ronson and Lohan have received thousands of letters from other women's convalescent homes inviting them over for a visit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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