Hollywood, Wednesday. A spokesperson for a spokesperson acting on behalf of a spokesperson who speaks for a spokesperson for Lady Ga Ga, has revealed that nothing happened at 2.00am on Tuesday morning.
Amid speculation and scuttle-butt, not to mention rumour and innuendo, not least rampant gossip and controversy, on top of incessant back stabbing and powerplay, not much occurred at the appointed time.
For it can be revealed, exclusively here, a result of peerless investigation, unsurpassed in its content and conviction, without rancour or prejudice for its subject, unmatched by any other source, that the subject, Lady Ga Ga, was fast asleep in bed.
