Britney Spears Arrested For Terrorism At Airport

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Tuesday, 6 October 2009

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Popular singer Britney Spears has been arrested at the Atlanta Airport after security guards had arrivals pose in front of a full body scan.

Britney, who was very upset, sent for her manager who immediately called an attorney.

An insider at the airport, often called "The Hub of the South" says that Ms. Britney Spears has been charged for attempting to carry a small explosive device onto a plane headed for Chicago.

However, a badly shaken Britney denies the charge.

She told the security people at the airport who discovered the explosive device that was caught on the scan, that just before she came up to the scan, someone had goosed her in the ass.

And that was where a female attendant found the device, up Britney's ass.

"I had these short shorts on as I got hot in a cab, it's so humid here, and so I just wore the shorts", Britney reportedly told the FBI investigators, according to the inside source.

After another complete search and full boody x-ray, a couple from Huntsville, Alabama came forth and talked with security for some time. They turned out to be a Mr. & Mrs. Talbot Leech who were also headed for Chicago on the same plane and Mr. Leech stated that he "had just casually glanced at Ms. Britney's ass" and saw this guy run something up her butt.

After three hours and an agreement to talk with officers again in Chicago, Britney and a guard were allowed to get on the next flight.

Although the police have not caught the individual responsible, as he had plenty of time to flee while all the commotion was going on, over 50 other passengers, 49 of them men, have came forward and backed up the claim of Mr. Talbot Leech and Ms. Spears.

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