British actress Kate Winslet came out as the best dressed star in Peephole Magazine's "The Ten Best-Dressed Stars" with U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama chosen for "best accessible glamor and Pee Wee Herman, or Paul Reubens, with his snazzy outfit just back from his recent appearance on "The Letterman Show".
"Pee Wee just knows how to dress", stated noted designer Jacque Q. Peckerflipper. While Peckerflipper never stopped to explained why he was noted, he did keep pulling off notes to read.
"The list this year does not have a numerical ranking as you can see, but the best-dressed female was obviously, Kate Winslett."
He then took off another note to read.
"Kick me in the ass as hard as you can!...I'm sorry, back to Pee Wee, with the classic red tie, the suit and the shoes, who could rank like that?"
Runner up to Pee Wee, although there were no rankings, were Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson and Bradly Cooper as their names were below that of Pee Wee.
"Below Winslet", continued Peckerflipper, "I see the names Reese Witherspoon with the best short dress, Vanessa Hudgens as best hippy-type hop de la hop hop, First Lady, Michelle Obama and Pee Wee again for a totally new look for his new show "Slimedog Millionaire" on cable, where he plays both the mama and the papa."
"Finally we have the worst dressed list. It says, 'Kick me in the ass..ahhhhh! Ow! You will pay dearly for that, Ms. Winehouse! OW! That too!"
"Help me get the notes off."
