Rattling with her bag of bones through Heathrow Airport Posh Becks divulged to the waiting Paparazzi that she'd been offered a fantastic opportunity to do something decent with her life at last!!
Instead of acting like a has been, pratty, pop-star, crap solo singer, useless photo model and Beck's's gormless missus, she now has been offered a position posing for Ethiopian "Bag of Bones" kiddies and being their Ambassador!
Becks himself is all for Posh taking the job as he is sick to death of Posh's weight loss and is too busy "Banging" real women with a bit of flesh on them!
Posh and Becks stopped copulating months ago as Becks is injury prone and banging with a "Bag of Bones" could cause nasty muscular injuries before the World Cup 2010 and he's tired of "humping" Posh from the rear because she complains of sore butt bones!
Ethiopia has promised Posh a six-figure "fat" salary as long as she promises not to sing! She will wear designer skinnie clothes designed by ace Ethiopian fashion designer, Boney M Gaykneecracker who is also pretty thin and HIV pos. (it's fashion what else!)
Posh will visit "Bag of bones" kids, promote their cause, offer them advice in how not to end up loking like herself and has also promised to donate half of her salary so they can at least get something decent to eat!
Becks meanwhile is shagging his latest "fleshy feline" and is happy that Posh has stopped trying to become a "Celeb" skeleton and "got a life" at last!!
