Washington, D.C.-Jeff White, a highly-respected member of the Tenleytown community in Washington, D.C., has died in a manner that has baffled dental experts. A month ago, Jeff consulted his dentist about grinding his teeth while sleeping, and he...
OSAKA, Japan - A archaeological team from Holmenkollen, Norway, has made an amazing discovery. Olaf "Icicles" Gunnarstrand, leader of the six-man archaeological team, has declared that the team known as The Blue Sardines has discovered the bones o...
Fans of TV sleuthing have a difficult decision to make this evening as ITV's popular Oxford-set Lewis is back, clashing with Bones on Sky Living. Lewis and his brainy sidekick Hathaway have to solve the murder of an academic who had been wrestling...
Watching police forensic procedural dramas will help you shed the pounds says a top slimming expert. The claim follows months of research involving hundreds of subjects using different diets and exercise regimes. Dr Milicent Gruel, head of Food...
Fans of the forensic show Bones are furious over the content of the latest episode, which aired last night. The show, which features the adventures of bones expert, Dr Temperance Brennan and her FBY agent partner, Seeley Booth, began, as usual, wi...
Sky TV bosses were under siege today, fending off complaints about last night's episode of popular forensic drama, Bones. The show included a graphic scene in which accused murderer The Gravedigger's head was blown apart by a bullet from a sniper'...
Thought for years to be a new species of dinosaur but never found fully intact, the full skeletal remains of a male Pariahsaurus were discovered this week in a valley that borders the Wisconsin shores of Lake Michigan. A very close cousin to the...
Schedulers at Sky TV have come under attack from viewers angered by recent eccentricities in the scheduling of top programmes. Last week, the latest episode of sci-fi action piece Fringe was held back while Sky 1 repeated the first four episodes o...
Tattomein- "Go! Not go! Only to be in existence is a waste of space. Must follow to its' conclusion of logical" said Yoga to Luke and Leia Pissgum Skywalker as they fought their way into their starfighter suit and star fighter ship. "I think someone's gaining a few killipgrims in their posterior side," chided Luke as he struggled with the seat harness." "Oh shut up!" replied Leia as she pull...
Producers of BBC hit series The Apprentice fear they could see their audience plummet tonight after viewers took offence at comments by their executive boss. And with a new series of Sky's Bones airing at the same time, the hit could be huge. I...
Two British tourists have returned from Washington DC furious about a successful TV show's "lies" and the rudeness of the FBI. Ken and Liz Bonkers, of Harlesden, north London, visited the US capital hoping to watch the subjects of the hit TV show...
Rattling with her bag of bones through Heathrow Airport Posh Becks divulged to the waiting Paparazzi that she'd been offered a fantastic opportunity to do something decent with her life at last!! Instead of acting like a has been, pratty, pop-star...
UNITED NATIONS - The United Nations International Research and Training Institute for the Advancement and Health of Slaughterhouse Workers Programme, has issued a report titled, "Size Matters". The study -- three years in the making, at a cost of $ 8...
Well our candidates have poked their heads out of the sand and while Mc Cain was under cover a dark cloud has appeared and now he is facing a BLACK day.
The Vic Sailboat was afloat. Rowers, chained to the floor. Blood-stained chain had badly bruised Kevin's shin; the white bones, exposed. Soon the tendons would snap. The slave driver, whipping the rowers.
George W Bush has been through some tough times as he has destroyed his own country.
Radiocarbon dating suggests tiny, barefoot people lived as peaceful, beer-drinking farmers and gardeners over three thousand years ago.
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