Written by Illusnist

Friday, 25 September 2009

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First Bigfoot. Now, Arte Cromweiler. Mysteries abound!

After vanishing nearly a year ago, a famous magician reappeared today. Arte Cromweiler disappeared during a live performance in mid-December of last year, seemingly without a trace, and reappeared today, surprising a family of Norwegian vacationers.

The family had been enjoying a picnic lunch at a popular overlook in the Yellowstone National Park when a strange vibrating sound was heard. After a moment, one of the children noticed that the air around some bushes was shimmering, and then Mr. Cromweiler stepped out, dressed exactly as he had been in December.

There was no immediate comment from the magician regarding his disappearance, but medical officials are hopeful that he will stop blubbering soon. As near as has been determined, Mr. Cromweiler believes he has only just disappeared from last December's show, and he has no recollection of anything happening since he was last seen.

What has a group of paranatural investigators up in arms is that this appearance happened on the very spot where Bigfoot has been supposedly spotted many times in the recent past. Most recently, a leaf smeared with what is assumed to be Bigfoot dung was discovered earilier this month.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Bigfoot, magician




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