Disney Purchase Of Marvel Comics Affecting Future Movies, Comics

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Monday, 7 September 2009

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"Where's Captain America, Peter Pan?"

With the purchase of Marvel Comics by Disney, several changes are bound to take place as, along with DC Comics, Marvel has supplied the world with many a superhero while Disney went more for the youth market with Donald Duck, Pluto, etc.

For instance, the next Daredevil movie is now to feature Mr. Magoo as the sidekick of the blind Daredevil.

Then there's the new Spiderman movie which will have Scrooge McDuck helping to shell out some cash in order for Peter Parker's Aunt May to get a much needed sex change.

The Fantastic Four will battle Yosemite Sam of Warner Brothers in their next episode before that onery varmint comes over to their side to battle The Jughead Juggarnauts.

Then there's Hannah Montana teaming up with the Jonas Brothers and the Incredible Hulk in the battle for the universe against Abomination and General Ross.

Tinkerbell is at her best, by undressing, and leading the Green Goblin into a trap in the latest edition of The Amazing Spiderman.

How this will affect Marvel's planned movie output is anyone's guess but most industry insiders expect cross-over stunt casting like Nick Jonas as Captain America and Miley Cyrus as The She-Hulk and Goofy as Iron Man with multi-platform merchandising such as LPs, and videogames in addition to comics, movies, cartoon movie animation linked with live action.

Whatever comes of all this, is a bunch of crap, say most longtime fans of both.

"I always was a Fandom Freak", stated one bottle-glassed Comicon attendant. "But this just could just be pushing it into the 'unbelievable'."

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