The Bee Gees reform and ask Dame Vera Lynn to "Zimmerframe along"

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Monday, 7 September 2009

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Bee Gees also asked Elvis to join Dame Vera and Barbara, he refused because Barries pants are tighter than his ever were!

The highly respected dead Bee Gees are to reform and the ones that are still alive might just go along for the Bucks!

Also, Dame Vera Lynn has been asked to do vocals on her zimmerframe! (Reason: Vera Lynn is currently rocketing up the UK charts with her latest blockbuster "We'll meet again as we dive off of the White Cliffs of Dover" recorded in 1942 never released, but discovered by a bunch of Hoodie Hooligans whilst robbing and raping a 95 year old grannie!)

Barry and Robin the living one's, alongside their dead brother Maurice (stand up cardboard copy!) will provide the music and Dame Vera will Disco Dance on her Zimmerframe singing mega Bee Gee hits such as "Staying Alive" (well nearly "Staying alive" at a 105) "Night Fever" whilst peeing in my incontinent nappies at 02.00 AM and other great disco classics!

The Bee Gees have especially written a "Disco" version of her fab classic "White cliffs of Dover" for Dame Vera and Barry in his very tight pants will duet with Dame Vera in a very high pitched voice singing the chorus:

"My tight pants cause me to fall over the white cliffs of Dover, my fat rolls are boiling over no more will I rover over the white cliffs of Dover!"

All six concerts are a complete sellout and extra incontinent nappies, wheelchair accessable exits, blue rinse hair-do's, zimmerframes, etc are being made available for the thousands of "Ol Fogies" who have bought tickets!

A special shock appearance by Barbara Streisand (with the nose!) is an extra highlight, she will de singing her fab Bee Gees hit "I am a women in love with other women and my dog because he loves licking my oversized nose and dried out Jewish Pussy"

It promises to be a bumper OAP blockbusting evening hosted by Sir Cliff Richard (I never sleep with my male private secretary we only share the same bed!), although Sir Cliff refuses to sing along with Dame Vera and the Bee Gees on his hit from centuries ago, "The Young Ones" he feels his not quite ready for a "Zimmerframe singalong" yet!

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