Cyberspace - (Reuters & Ass Mess): The online publishing industry is gobsmacked at the success of the newly launched Spoof Readers' Wives striptease section that has seen a lot of midnight ejaculate - er, ratings! - hit the roof.
Franchised by Lowton Holdings (Monaco) plc the former Ford Fiesta in-house mag has been inundated with raunchy pics of bosomy wenches in traditional, enema-administering poses backlit with tasteful soft-tone hues.
The new striptease section includes a hardcore of readers' letters offering helpful hints on vital topics like home-grown penis extension techniques, lunar lore colonic irrigation, auto-erotic asphyxiation hotel trends and muff-diving for non-swimmers.
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