Michael Jackson has had to put up with many allegations over the years. But now, The Daily Crap can exclusively reveal that Michael Jackson was in fact a terrorist.
The shocking revelations were revealed to our news team by a member of staff working for Jackson.
The member of staff broke the news last night. Justin Nahaspeemapetilon,45,has been working with Jackson over the past 60 years.
"Right before he passed,he was discussing about bombing The Yellow House and over throwing the Goverment,with three masked people. Naturally, I thought he was playing with his children,so I didnt think nothing of it".
Justin, also said that he discovered weapons and bombs scattered around the house. When asked why he didnt report this to the police,he replied...
"Michael made me promise,I wouldnt say anything. Sure I knew he was a criminal,but people talk and so does money".
However. LAPD(ance) searched Michaels home and discovered absolutely nothing.
"We found his medication,but no bombs or anything...A few porn mags and other incriminating stuff,but we remembered they were planted there years ago by u...uh oh".
We paid Mr Nahaspeemapetilon over $50.000 for his story and now we feel stupid. The allegations were totally false...makes you wonder.
