Victoria to become poky

Funny story written by Jenna Ronnson

Friday, 7 August 2009

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She gives the word skinny a whole new meaning. She totters along in skyscraper heels with her nose held high. Her bags could double as mobile homes and she consists of a skeleton with skin stretched over it. Yes you guessed it, we're talking about 00 size Victoria Beckham.

Now however cast your minds back to her early Spice Girls career. She wasn't always a 00 and now ladies and gentlemen we can expect to see this meatier Victoria returning. She is set to be cast in a new movie in the U.S but is required first to gain three stone. We can't imagine why but the skeleton has accepted. Yes Victoria it is time to step up and be known for something other than a catty voice and you husband's money.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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