London - (Toxic Mess): An addiction therapissed (sic) has slammed Led Zepplin frontman Robert Plant as a 'train wreck waiting to happen' after colliding with him on North London's notorious Harrowing Road.
Dave Skag, crack counsellor with celeb rehab clinic Promises, Promises! told reporters today he was beetling along at a steady 30mph when wham! he smashed into Plant's Audi 8.
"When I came round all I could see was this towering Plant hovering over me, effing and blinding like some halfarsed crackie in a 12-Step induction session," Skag commented.
Firemen fought for several minutes to cut Skag out of his write-off before an ambulance took him to the Royal Freak Hospital's A&E department.
Jimmy Page is 69.