Miley's new face job

Funny story written by NiamhyyBearr

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Plastic Surgeon Michael Tomlins who re-made Miley's face.

Hannah Montana Beau Miley Cyrus has shocked headlines this week by her new face job. Miley, who last month split from her long term boyfriend Justin Gaston, went into major depression after the split from Justin aged 22. Miley then went into surgery in LA to change her face.

Miss Cyrus was in surgery for 5 hours getting various changes done to her face like a lip inflation, teeth straightening process, botox, nose job and a face lift. Miley is now unrecognizable. Miley's father Billy Ray Cyrus told the press ' We are all in distress at what Miley has done and we are as shocked as you are, what Miley did was at her own expense and we still love her'.

Ex boyfriend Nick Jonas is also in distress about Miley's new face telling press that 'her actions are against their religion and that she has given Disney a bad name'. We managed to interview Miley at which she told us ' I was not forced to get cosmetic surgery, I did it out of my own accord and i am happy with the way its turned out. Im just sorry to my fans and to all my friends and family who do not approve but I am much happier now and its pretty clear that i am turning over a new leaf in my life'.

Fans are now ex fans as they have 'disowned' Miley as a idol. Miley also canceled her upcoming UK tour because of the amount of stress and publicity she has received. Miley has certainly got herself in trouble now and as part of her new life is thinking of quitting her acting/singing career to pursue a new job. Watch this space!

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