Tony Romo Dates Amy Winehouse, Fans In Shock

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Monday, 20 July 2009

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Talk about the odd couple and I wouldn't have believed it had I not seen it with my own photographer's eyes, Tony Romo is actually dating Amy Winehouse.

"There's nothing serious going on here", stated Romo at the Nori Sushi Bar & Grill in Dallas. "I made some calls to Ms. Winehouse and she made a big effort to come here to be with me."

"Well, actually that was in New York this past weekend but then we came here to Texas."

Although Romo was quite talkative Winehouse mostly giggled, wiggled her eyesbrows and ordered another Texas Twister or the Sushi Bar's version of it.

As I was leaving the smiling and giggling couple, I saw another Dallas Cowboy that asked that his name not be released.

"What's going on with Romo and Winehouse?"

"You won't run any pics or anything, I'll tell you. Tony has had his mind elsewhere besides the football playing field for the past two years, if you know what I mean. Well, this year he wants no distractions, period. He's going all-out for the Super Bowl."

"So he's dating Amy Winehouse? Is that fair to her do you think?"

"Look over there and answer that for yourself. She's having a great time. Also, Tony seems to be enjoying himself and relaxing which he hasn't done for some time. I think they both know what they're doing, alright."

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