Remake of the A-Team will be shit

Funny story written by Chamone

Friday, 3 July 2009

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Mr. T still has his distinctive mohican hairstyle

The proposed re-make of the popular television action series the A-Team has been slammed by some of its original stars.

Mr. T - who played B.A Baracus in the original show - said producers were "crazy fools" and that if the project went ahead they were going to "feel my friend pain!".

He also was deeply angry about some of the changes being made from the original show, particularly the swapping of the legendary A-Team van for a transformers-style giant mechanical robotic horse that breathes fire.

Dirk Benedict -who played suave and sophisticated go-to-man 'Face' - agreed with his compatriot Mr. T and said the whole idea was "shit".

He said he wouldn't go to see it in the cinema unless they paid him. He said he could be contacted at his mothers' home address and was willing to sell his sperm to any interested parties.

The guy who played mad pilot 'Murdoch' couldn't be contacted as he was busy preparing for the role of Lady McBeth in an off-Broadway strip show.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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