Written by Pointer

Thursday, 2 July 2009

image for Miley Cyrus Says: Ellen Hopkin's" Identical "is Based on My Multiple Personalities
Miley and Hannah are conjoined by the same PR firm

Hannah Montana dates older men and gets involved in all kinds of hi-jinx as Miley Cyrus. The mystery of the two alter egos began to clear this week as Miss Cyrus found some answers of her own in a book by Ellen Hopkin's entitled Identical. Cyrus tweeted her friends and press agents that the book struck a deep chord in her musically ignorant self.

She told all who would subscribe that the book was very well wrotted (sic) and that the identical twins who have sex, drugs and bulimia were very familiar to both of her. The really shocking revelation was that the Ellen Hopkins was the penname for a washed up country music singer named Billy ray Cyrus who just happens to be the father of both Miley and Hannah! Every gossip page promises more and more and more...until you scream uncle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Miley Cyrus




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