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Mormon BYU scientists study moose cock studies

Two Brigham young University Mormon students are bring suit against the State of Utah for dorm room damage done by a renegaded moose. The zoology majors told reporters that they were just lounging around their dorm room naked when a wild moose burst into the suite and began thrashing aroung creating considerable havoc and significant property destruction.

Utah assistant district attorney, Polly Gamey presented evidence in court that both zoology majors have been doing research into the scientific facts and mythic fictions surrounding the moose cock. Ms Gamey offered into evidence numerous fellow students testimony that the Mormon pair were obsessed with the subject of moose cock and that they often disappeared for weeks on moose hunts. The Resident Assistant admitted under aggressive questioning that he did pass two students and a large antlered mammal in the elevator of the students' dormitory on the night of the damage. Final testimony came from moose expert, Moose Penis:" When you fuck with a moose cock there's going to be considerable havoc and significant property destruction, let me tell you...I speak from experience."

The jury's verdict will be delivered after a visit to the Moose Cock Petting Farm in Salt lake City.

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