Written by Qwerty123

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

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After just 3 weeks of dating, Paul Gascoigne and his glamour model girlfriend have married in a private ceremony. The wedding took place in a low key ceremony on a beach in South Shields, the town where his bride comes from.

The wedding was overseen by friends, family and a group of trouble making youths, who were later escorted away by police and local wildlife.

Gazza was dressed in a traditional tuxedo,but was missing his pants.Luckily a pair of shorts washed up on shore for him to wear.The Bride was wearing a gorgeous white gown,its designs based on Raquel Welch's costume from the movie 'One Million Years B.C'.

During the vows, usual traditions of the "I Do" sentence, were changed to the Geordie saying "Wye Aye".

After the wedding was over,Mr and Mrs Gascoigne headed into the ambulance to start their new life together.However before they headed of to their honeymoon in Byker.Gazza and his bride gatecrashed a few parties,got drunk and got free food in local restaurants for just being newly married.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Paul Gascoigne




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