Idol and Talent may have gotten undermined on both sides of the Atlantic by a conspiracy involving ATNT International, "the dynamite of modren cell phonies". the real victims of the plot appear to be the sexsually ambivalent pair of knock out crooners, America's Adam Lambert and Scotland's Suszie Boyle.
In what may be a cross Atlantic conspiracy against sexsually alternative lifestyle, it has been revealed that ATNT had distributed free cell phones and trained homophobic British and US Christian homophobes to send mass text message votes on behalf of the straight arrow opponents of Gay Adam and Butch Boyle.
American Idol and Got Talent British executives admitted that there may have been irregularities in the voting but both boards of directors dismissed the evidence in a joint statement: Mother England and their Colonies have practiced democracy for so long that we are quite immune to fixed elections..."
