New Jersey, NY - Hollywood's third highest paid female actress, Cameron Diaz has a new lover - a bus driver who shares almost the same name as her: Cameron Dee Ass.
Diaz and Dee Ass met on the set of her new movie Rebecca Gets Her Heavy Vehicles License, a romantic comedy co-starring John Candy. Dee Ass is Diaz's stunt double for the bus scenes.
But the new romance has been filled with obstacles and rocks from the start. Mutual friends of the couple often ring Diaz's mansion and ask for "Cameron" and the confused couple do not know which Cameron they are asking for.
"Sometimes we pass the phone back forth, back and forth, till I start coming up with a rash on my hand." Diaz said "Other times we will stand there arguing "you take it, no you, it's for you - blah, blah, blah" It's really difficult being in love with a man with the same name as yourself. I'm not sure if this relationship will last. The confusion is overwhelming." After that, Diaz broke down crying, wailing "What'll I DOOOO?"
I know what you're thinking: that's a rather boring scandal. Well yes, but then Cameron Dee Ass is a rather boring actor. Sorry about that, but I'm only working with what I have.
