London - Guy Ritchie, film director and ex-husband of Madonna has found love again - with a much older woman.
Ritchie, 40, had been reportedly visiting his grandmother at an Old-Aged Home in Kent when he met 82 year old Beatrice Potter. Friends say Ritchie and Potter struck up a conversation one day after watching one of Ritchie's most famous flicks Swept Away in the Billiard Room at the Aged Home.
"What did you think?" asked Ritchie to Potter.
"It was shit, utter rubbish, one of the worst movies I've seen since Weekend at Bernies. As for the lead actress - she can't act to save her life! And she's flabby too! Who the hell would choose her in a main role and why?"
Ritchie explained blushing that the lead actress was Madonna, his ex wife and he only put her in the role because she threatened to remove his manhood if he didn't. While all the other OAPs sat in their chairs in silence, Ritchie thanked Potter for her "honest opinion". Then he asked her out for dinner, which they later changed to afternoon supper because of Potter's early bedtime.
Rumours of an engagement between the two lovebirds are apparently a little premature, but Potter has hinted that she would like an Autumn wedding, stating that going by the average age for women in the UK, she had just five years to live, and didn't want to waste a moment of it.
The couple will try for children immediately and have not ruled out IVF or adoption.
Madonna is said to be livid that her ex-husband has moved on so fast and with someone so much older. "Why that woman is old enough to be my lover's great-great-great-great-grandmother!"
Potter has ignored the pop-stars comments, partly because she didn't know who she was and partly because her teeth fell out when she went to speak.
Lourdes Ciccone is 13.
