Network moguls have canned once popular Britain's Got Talent.
When asked about the shocking shift of fortunes, TV tyrant, Genghis Can explained that it was a matter of truth in advertising:
"We decided to listen to Simon Cowell. The fella seems so confident and for years now he's been telling every performer that they were better at sucking moose cock than singing.
"We at the Bead Bead Sea, of course, know little or nothing about cock sucking or moose genitalia for that matter...though I do have an odd ball uncle...but that's an upcoming serial on another network...
"At any rate , we're going with the Cowell Conjecture. Simon says: 'Britain's Got No Talent' and our lawyers have told us that we better agree!"
