Risbury, Herefordshire - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Former brothel madam Lindi St Clair spent nearly 24 hours upside down in a fetid contaminated ditch after pranging her motor down a ravine according to West Mercia reports.
Miss Whiplash - as she was once popularly known - had to be cut out of her Jeep Low-Rise Boot-Cut Wrangler 4x4 by emergency rescue workers who battled through the night.
She is now recovering in Birmingham's Silly Oak hospital where she is said to be 'uncomfortable' following patients' jibes that 'an Act of God' must have been responsible for the misadventure.
In 2008 she leased her Eastcombe Avenue, Charlton, SE London hookers' dungeon to Nazi S&M aficionado Max Mosley.
The old duffer subsequently won sixty thousand quid in damages about his sordid privacy being invaded in the subterranean torture chamber by the News of the Screws.
Heidi Fleiss is 69.
