The world of rap music was today celebrating its newest sensation with the unexpected success of Jeremy Clarkson's debut album.
Songs featured on The Best Rap Album....In the World include Top Gear, where the petrolhead sings about an encounter with some exceptionally good quality cocaine, My Burnin' Caravan, telling of his renowned hatred for the mobile homes, and My Bugatti Bitch, revealing the story of a particularly torrid affair he once had with a Veyron 16.4.
Clarkson courted some controversy late last year when he joked that murderers become lorry drivers.
Secretary of the Murderers Welfare League Arthur Dracula was said to be 'incensed' and said: "This is an outrageous slur and I want that man's blood for this," in a statement issued shortly before his conviction for Vampirism at Guildford Magistrate's court.
