Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson: Set to Appear Nude!

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Saturday, 31 January 2009


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Song and Pattinson are still "in talks" of a Burning Star semi-nude scene.

Teen icons, Brenda Song and Rob Pattinson are set to appear semi-nude in their new indie film, "Burning Star".

The film is about a young adult couple who are struggling emotionally an insider has spilled that there will be a semi-nude scene. The two teen sensations may not complete the film, due to their commitments to other projects.

Song recently told me in a seedy bar: "I am very excited about my new projects, I have a new feature film called Boogie Town in which I play a mature complex character. The film is pretty serious and I am just excited about doing a whole new thing. I play Natalia who is the female lead, she falls in love with her brother's rival, and the two become a modern day Romeo and Juliet. The plot is very serious and exciting.

"I also have a indie film coming up, with Rob Pattinson. I love Rob I met him at the Twilight L.A. premiere and we have been friends ever since. The film is very dark, the character I will be playing is more darker and serious than the characters that I have played before. We are still in talks of it, nothing is clearly set in stone. Because Rob has New Moon coming up and it may take more than just 3 months to shoot, and I have Boogie Town and the producers are changing the shooting times. We'll see what happens."

Pattinson recently said, "The Burning Star film isn't set in stone yet. The semi-nude scene is just in talks. We will see how everything goes with New Moon and all, and then I will see how the scenes in Burning Star will go. Brad Pitt is set to produce Burning Star so this will be an amazing experience, for both me and Brenda, who hasn't done any serious roles in a while now. So she is excited about working on a serious project."

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