Reputable Journals Like the Atlantic Ocean Annual Cast Doubt on Palin's Child's Legitimacy

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Roy Rogers faithful mount Trigger disavows any connection

The Atlantic Ocean Annual continues to report that Sarah and Todd Palin's child Trig is not their biological offspring! Evidence of a late pregnancy announcement and photos of a not pregnant Palin weeks before the birth seem to support the reports.

Palon family retorts about Svelte Sarah and parthenogenesis have done little to discourage the news hounds from digging up Trig's geneology.

In the latest AOA expose' the magazine's writer, Shoveler Shite claims to have proven through DNA testing of Trig's diapers retrieved from the Palin Gubernatorial trailor's dumpster that the little tyke is actually the child of Roy Rogers and Dale Evan's children's incestuous relationship.

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