Spears Cancels Tour After Injuring Knee

Funny story written by Bynocerus

Thursday, 10 June 2004

NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Pop princess Britney Spears underwent arthroscopic knee surgery in New York on Wednesday after injuring herself during a late-night video shoot, according to her record label.

Spears had just completed a scene with Snoop Dogg in which she was required to perform felatio on the rap superstar for over 45 minutes. An MRI showed floating cartilage in Spears' knee.

"I didn't mean to take so long - it's just that I shoot these movies so often now that I've become desensitized to the touch of a woman," said Snoop. "Besides, Britney is a beautiful young lady, but her technique is awfizzle."

When informed of Snoop Dogg's comments, Spears replied, "that bastard needs to shut the [expletive] up about technique. I let him [finish] in my hair for Chrissake!"

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